Need a way to stay out of class? Are you one of many students constantly getting caught up in the school shovels? Well, worry no further when you can just get lost in the Lincoln Pork High School bathrooms.

Who even uses the school bathroom for a bathroom anyway? No one does. Students at Pork should be allowed an hour escape every day from all the strain and stress school gives students. The bathrooms are the perfect place for these breaks. Students can eat lunch and even get a haircut in these luxurious facilities.

This dream will become a reality under the O-O-O’Reilly Administration. Starting next school year, Lincoln Pork High School is bringing back classroom bathroom breaks inspired by the class of 2036.

Teachers will start walking their students to the bathroom and when they’re all finished doing their business, they’ll line up until everyone is out. This way no students will be able to skip classes. Additionally, reintroducing line leaders and the buddy system are also being considered. These solutions would give the hall monitors a break as they will not have to constantly chase students out of the hallways, especially from the first floor.

Keeping track of students will be easier. With the all new hand-on-rope technology students will use the bathrooms efficiently and not get lost.